Dirty LAWndry reader, “Jake”, learned a secret about his co-worker that he wished she had kept to herself.

“I’m still doing document review at this crapshack. For some reason the other attorneys think that we’re actually here to make friends. My focus is on collecting a paycheck. So, I don’t wish to share anything personal with these people. It’s not that I’m anti-social or anything, but I’m not about to reveal my deepest secrets with a bunch of strangers that I’m only going to work with for a couple of weeks. Unfortunately, everyone doesn’t share my sentiment.

There’s a married woman here that just revealed to everyone that she’s cheating on her husband and that she’s a prostitute. Well, to be honest, she didn’t use those words exactly. This all came about because she was happy that her picture was selected to be featured on a website called the Lonely Cheating Wife. First, she made it seem like she was a model that submitted her photo. (Trust me, this lady is no model.) But, then she admitted that she was a member of this site. So to anyone with an ounce of sense that meant she was cheating on her husband. Especially when the fine print on the site says it is the “number one site to find discreet encounters with horny housewives in your area looking for a date.” When I pointed that out to her, she tried denying it by saying that she never had “intercourse” with anyone other than her husband. But, we could tell she was lying. Then, she starts bragging about how she gets gifts and money from these guys that she’s “dating”, which to us means prostitution. So, now she’s upset that everyone thinks she’s a cheater and a prostitute. What else are we supposed to think? She’s acting as if we were supposed to be supportive of her.”

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