DirtyLAWndry reader, Kimberly, just sent me this ad from Craigslist. Get $10/hour to be a “wannabe lawyer” which apparently includes any “soccer mom/lawyer/paralegal/former or unemployed lawyer that needs the mental stimulus that the legal world offers.”

WANNABE LAWYER (Norristown)
Date: 2010-02-19, 12:01PM EST
Reply to: Norristownrentals@hotmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]

Are you seeking part time employment? We are Real Estate Management Company, established in 1976, with an office on Swede Street (Lawyers row) Norristown, 3 ½ blocks from the Montgomery County Court house.
Do you enjoy challenges; have the skill, confidence and knowledge to compete in the Courts and win? Are you good at research and writing briefs? Do you want to try your hand at different areas of the law? Do you want to participate in the varied requirements that comprise a working business from accounts payable to taxes? Are you a soccer mom/lawyer/paralegal/former or unemployed lawyer that needs the mental stimulus that the legal world offers?
Here is an opportunity to work with experienced supervision and a licensed lawyer coworker.
We offer flexible hours ,Monday-Friday:8AM-6PM,Saturday,9am-5pm,Sunday,12pm-6pm. We seek a self motivated, honest, over achieving, well organized individual to work app.20 hrs per week, with time expansion possibilities, performing the following jobs:
1. Writing, preparing and filing legal documents of diverse subject matter.
2. Data entry for QuickBooks business finance program.
You need a car and are reimbursed for company errands using your vehicle.
Spanish Bi-lingual is a plus, but not required.
You must be pet friendly. I have a very large friendly white male Samoyed dog who craves attention and a black Scottish Fold cat that have free run of the office. I believe in balancing the pressures of work with the soothing physiological benefits of pets.
You can start work immediately.
Please send resume listing education, work history, residence, contact number and salary for the past 5 years.

* Location: Norristown
* Compensation: Start at $10 per hour, 2 week re-evaluation
* This is a part-time job.
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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